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dana, i go to you first for no particular reason. why must your friends, family and twitter followers be kept uh bred -- uh bredth of everything they do. >> on behalf of dunham? is this the first time you have ever agreed with dunham? >> i enjoy seeing some of the tweets. >> mine? >> i know that i am a dog borer, but i embrace it. it gives me great joy. i love the pictures and i have made jasper america's dog. he is. he is for everybody. i share him with the world. look at that face. he has the little ear and he is so cute. >> he looks a little like mark sanford. >> he is just a joy. here is the thing about her commenting on it. that's the most retweeted picture of jasper, by the way. i made him america's dog, and people want to follow me, or not, i don't care. i have problem -- plenty to spare. people say don't stop tweeting pictures pictures of jasper because greg gutfeld made fun of you. we love jasper. about two weeks ago my husband is out of town and i can't leave and i am in jasper jail. "girls" is on a marathon. i see maybe i
dana, i go to you first for no particular reason. why must your friends, family and twitter followers be kept uh bred -- uh bredth of everything they do. >> on behalf of dunham? is this the first time you have ever agreed with dunham? >> i enjoy seeing some of the tweets. >> mine? >> i know that i am a dog borer, but i embrace it. it gives me great joy. i love the pictures and i have made jasper america's dog. he is. he is for everybody. i share him with the world. look...
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. >> dana: they are better than the nra when it comes to that stuff. >> dana: bob? >> bob: the gay marriage ban voted in california by the voters is challenged in the courts. briefs are filed. i am happy to say. i appreciate that 75 prominent republicans signed briefs to overturn the gay ban. right thing. it will help your party. >> eric: boxers or briefs? >> bob: you are just in the tank for nascar. don't tell me about boxers or briefs. >> greg: the biggest news, episode nine of bachelor was last knight and interesting development. ashley frasier one of the three women who refused ini havation t toihavation to the fe and she was eliminated. the flaw is you should haven't a capital letter in middle of your name. beautiful woman. very sweet. >> dana: is that how it is on your birth certificate? >> greg: i haven't seen it. >> andrea: don't you think she is the next bachelorette? >> greg: i do. she has a story. >> dana: i was busy doing my online class i started op monday about american heritage. >> greg: that is delightful. >> dana: i have to. go i might to my one mor
. >> dana: they are better than the nra when it comes to that stuff. >> dana: bob? >> bob: the gay marriage ban voted in california by the voters is challenged in the courts. briefs are filed. i am happy to say. i appreciate that 75 prominent republicans signed briefs to overturn the gay ban. right thing. it will help your party. >> eric: boxers or briefs? >> bob: you are just in the tank for nascar. don't tell me about boxers or briefs. >> greg: the biggest...
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>> dana: yeah. it's seven-feet tall. >> greg: if you were standing on my head we still wouldn't make it to five feet. >> dana: i'm losing it. greg, save it. >> greg: banned phrase. "it is what it is." >> dana: you have banned it before. >> greg: i haven't. >> dana:be you have. >> greg: i haven't. i heard it today and want to throw up. it is what it is when they have nothing else to say. >> dana: lame thing to say. >> greg: it is a lame thing to say. >> dana: are you pro, >> have i no idea. we are doing a show right now. welcome to "red eye." let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, the fallout from a judge putting a stop to mayor bloomburg's soda ban including mississippi passing an anti-bloomburg bill. in related news, i will never make fun of mississippi again. and iran plans to sue over "argo." they do know that is not the movie russell crowe sings in, right? and they switch from beheadings to firing squad because of a lack of swords men.
>> dana: yeah. it's seven-feet tall. >> greg: if you were standing on my head we still wouldn't make it to five feet. >> dana: i'm losing it. greg, save it. >> greg: banned phrase. "it is what it is." >> dana: you have banned it before. >> greg: i haven't. >> dana:be you have. >> greg: i haven't. i heard it today and want to throw up. it is what it is when they have nothing else to say. >> dana: lame thing to say. >> greg: it...
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. >> dana: what does it have to do with america's second amendment and gup policy? >> bob: i was trying to explain what i was explaining. >> dana: i know. >> andrea: i don't know if you cleared anything up. >> handbe me a shovel. >> that is what i meant. >> andrea: thank you very much. that history lesson sponsored in part by beckel incity tute. thank you >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm andy levy or as i am known in certain regions of thailand, greg gutfeld. now to tom shillou for a pre game report. >> coming up on tonight's show, unsan terry conditions, food shortages and camping out on deck. the try yum cruise or my first new york apartment? you decide. and a group of shadowing bureaucrats have decided to eliminate the ancient sport of wrestling from the olympics. looks like chief jay strong bow won't be competing in 2020. and if you are a politician don't get caught tweeting with young girls unless the young girl is crore see -- secret daughter in which case, whoa! and no this is not a story about bill schulz. >> thanks, tom, see you at the half. >>> i am here with
. >> dana: what does it have to do with america's second amendment and gup policy? >> bob: i was trying to explain what i was explaining. >> dana: i know. >> andrea: i don't know if you cleared anything up. >> handbe me a shovel. >> that is what i meant. >> andrea: thank you very much. that history lesson sponsored in part by beckel incity tute. thank you >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm andy levy or as i am known in certain regions of...
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. >> dana: i'm switching topics. good news, bad news. yoga abouts there could be a shortage of black yoga pants. lululemon, out of vancouver, british columbia has a problem. shipment came in and everybody buys the yoga pants but they're too sheer. they only discovered this because people in yoga class realized they were revealing more than they were planning on. so if you want to find up for yoga classes around here, you might -- >> bob: i'll sign up tomorrow. >> dana: there could be a shortal of black yoga pants. freddie there are people in second and third worlds who do yoga. >> dana: in black lululemon yoga pants? >> greg: yes! >> bob: i have been saying this for a long time. the biggest threat to the united states ever will be the chinese. they have now involved in cyber hacking in our country. our best corporations, military and other things. tom clancy has a book out about it. read it and it will show you what chinese are up to. not good. >> andrea: that is it for us on "the five." thank you for watching, everybody. see you here to
. >> dana: i'm switching topics. good news, bad news. yoga abouts there could be a shortage of black yoga pants. lululemon, out of vancouver, british columbia has a problem. shipment came in and everybody buys the yoga pants but they're too sheer. they only discovered this because people in yoga class realized they were revealing more than they were planning on. so if you want to find up for yoga classes around here, you might -- >> bob: i'll sign up tomorrow. >> dana: there...
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one is dana marine know who is probably -- dana perino who is probably watching and throwing things at the tv. it is trite which i think and the problem, bill. this is l.l. cool j wrapping, if you don't judge my gold chains i will forget the iron chains. is that the most important lyric in music ever? >> i forget what he rhymes flag with. i won't have a problem with your red flag. you can have a problem with that. the confederate flag is not an issue. the whole delivery is tentative. i am not 100% -- can we have somebody that we can buffer this through? you are right. we do have a lot of people out there that do like country music. i do have to tell you sincerely from the bottom of my heart, stop. >>- q. i i am not a -- >> i am not a country music fan, but country music doesn't have irony. when somebody actually expresses an honest view point, and if he was really a racist person he would not have l.l. cool j with a hat. he is speaking from a good place. >> i think he meant to do something well. the moment it came out everyone jumped on him from the onion to andy levy. they are an avow
one is dana marine know who is probably -- dana perino who is probably watching and throwing things at the tv. it is trite which i think and the problem, bill. this is l.l. cool j wrapping, if you don't judge my gold chains i will forget the iron chains. is that the most important lyric in music ever? >> i forget what he rhymes flag with. i won't have a problem with your red flag. you can have a problem with that. the confederate flag is not an issue. the whole delivery is tentative. i am...
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. >> dana: hope he is not like the other child stars. >> eric: great to have you back. >> greg: i am feeling better. i was sick for a while. i had to visit my mother. >> bob: how is your mother feeling? >> greg: all right. hi, mom. >> bob: hi, mom. >> dana: how did your fellow passengers feel about being on the airplane with you? >> greg: i was cordoned off. >> eric: we have to say goodbye. thank you for watching. >>> welcome to "red eye." let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. hi, andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, is it okay to use kids to make your point about guns? apparently depends on what your point is. and a wisconsin high school teacher teaches a course about white privilege. watch your back because you might get smoked, loc. and a teacher trying to get her job back after being fired for her porn star past loses her appeal. well, not to me she doesn't. >> you disgust me. >> you are not happy to see me? >> knot -- not particularly, no. i am too sick to deal with you right now. >> let's welcome our guest. >> they never get that right. she's hott
. >> dana: hope he is not like the other child stars. >> eric: great to have you back. >> greg: i am feeling better. i was sick for a while. i had to visit my mother. >> bob: how is your mother feeling? >> greg: all right. hi, mom. >> bob: hi, mom. >> dana: how did your fellow passengers feel about being on the airplane with you? >> greg: i was cordoned off. >> eric: we have to say goodbye. thank you for watching. >>> welcome to...
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. >> eric: we will leave it there dana, this is a huge story. we will leave it there. >> dana: elvis story. >> eric: a.p. story. >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like walk the line, if i walk you mean bill did. let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> did the irs single out tea party and other groups for extra scrutiny? yes, yes they did. they admitted it, so i can't do the whole some say and others say thing here. and why are teen girls swarming the internet in support of alleged boston marathon bomber dzhokhar tsarnaev? some say it is because they are dumb and others say they are really dumb. and what happens when we send bill schulz to time square to ask about sexting? hopefully they will give him great answers. >> really? >> no, hopefully they are so offended they hold him down and put a cage over his head and pour a funnel with bees and as he screams not the bees! and then drag him to 5 wicker statue and chanting the drone will die. >> go away you sad person. let's welcome our guest. she is so
. >> eric: we will leave it there dana, this is a huge story. we will leave it there. >> dana: elvis story. >> eric: a.p. story. >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like walk the line, if i walk you mean bill did. let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> did the irs single out tea party and other groups for extra scrutiny? yes, yes they did. they admitted it, so i can't do the whole some say and others say...
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i'm andrea along with bob, dana and greg. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." well, president obama just wrapped up an interview that we'll tull yell you about in a moment. first when the president started to realize that the obama care roll krout was going to be a problem, he tried to find success stories like this. >> i recently received a letter from a woman named jessica sanford in washington state. here's what she wrote. i am a single mom.
i'm andrea along with bob, dana and greg. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." well, president obama just wrapped up an interview that we'll tull yell you about in a moment. first when the president started to realize that the obama care roll krout was going to be a problem, he tried to find success stories like this. >> i recently received a letter from a woman named jessica sanford in washington state. here's what she wrote. i am a single mom.
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. >>> hello, everyone, i'm dana perrino. i think that's greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." 12 more days until we hit the president's self-imposed deadline of getting healthcare.gov working. the administration promises the website will be up and running by november 30th, and by up and rupp i meaning, they mean 80% of the time. jay carney was asked about that today. >> you're looking at that statistic simplistically because the issue here is can we make the website function effectively for the vast majority of users who go on it? >> now, very few democrats have
. >>> hello, everyone, i'm dana perrino. i think that's greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." 12 more days until we hit the president's self-imposed deadline of getting healthcare.gov working. the administration promises the website will be up and running by november 30th, and by up and rupp i meaning, they mean 80% of the time. jay carney was asked about that today. >> you're looking at that statistic simplistically because the issue here is...
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>> dana: i'm not going to be here tomorrow. bob and i will not be >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like "america's got talent" if by america you mean greg and talent you mean worm. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, the nsa is secretly collecting all telephone data from all verizon customers. can you fear me now? and residents of cambridge, massachusetts can't understand how their perfect progressive city could have been the home to the alleged boston marathon bombers. we will try to explain it. and is major league baseball about to suspend 18 players for performance enhanced drug use? >> thank you. >> you don't care. >> i do. >> you don't care about sports. >> i do care about some sports. >> the only sports you care about -- we don't need to discuss that. >> they require a tarp. >> and a lot of water. >>> she is so sweep that syrup pours her on her pan i can cays. pan i can cays. pan i can cays. giggle, giggle. look how cute i am. it is overkill. if hilarity was a sack lunch, he would come together. and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and she is so sh
>> dana: i'm not going to be here tomorrow. bob and i will not be >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like "america's got talent" if by america you mean greg and talent you mean worm. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, the nsa is secretly collecting all telephone data from all verizon customers. can you fear me now? and residents of cambridge, massachusetts can't understand how their perfect progressive city could have been the home to...
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. >> dana: guilty. >> got to go. >> see you tomorrow, >>> welcome to "red eye." with 60% more sprinkles. fyi, sprinkles are what i call by biceps. now to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, casual guy. coming up, were the boston marathon bombers motivated by their religion? some say -- to hell with that. yes, they were. plus, an eighth grader arrested for wearing an nra shirt to school? the shocking story that -- you know what? the hell with that. and who is the most hated celebrity in hollywood? the answer is in the box. greg? >> i don't get it. >> you will. >> will i? >> you will when you do the story. it is called a tease, greg. >> oh, you are teasing me. go away. let's welcome our guests. she is so cute that care bears carry jedediah bila lunch boxes. it is jed did you dye yaw booy law -- jedediah bila. and i would like to welcome a first time against, joe machi. and bill schulz. and he was just fired from sabaro. con grat -- congratulationses and thanks for ironing your clothes, jesse joyce. did you mistake
. >> dana: guilty. >> got to go. >> see you tomorrow, >>> welcome to "red eye." with 60% more sprinkles. fyi, sprinkles are what i call by biceps. now to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, casual guy. coming up, were the boston marathon bombers motivated by their religion? some say -- to hell with that. yes, they were. plus, an eighth grader arrested for wearing an nra shirt to school? the shocking...
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>> ever since dana guest hosted i have never been the same. she didn't do any intros and it changed my mind about intro. >> coming up dash -- >> coming up. do you think you -- they rubbed out the witness? >> i think conventional wisdom is right. it is not good to your health to testify a murderer is a gangster. i think it looks suspicious. this guy is courageous for being able to go out. >> that's the sad parts. this is going to scare people. it is a serious story. somebody should have protected this guy, right? >> and they didn't. now it looks like he was killed. they don't know by whom, but it has to -- all roads lead back to bulger. >> he is powerful. no matter where he is he keeps killing people. >> and he was retired for 20 years. >> is it the lead off in news and other programs ? i doubt it. it does not have the flash point of guns. >> how does it not? whitey bulger. lessen to that racist name. >> i mentioned that you were a willing witness. i hope that does president put your life in jeopardy. >> the worst part is his brother is still o
>> ever since dana guest hosted i have never been the same. she didn't do any intros and it changed my mind about intro. >> coming up dash -- >> coming up. do you think you -- they rubbed out the witness? >> i think conventional wisdom is right. it is not good to your health to testify a murderer is a gangster. i think it looks suspicious. this guy is courageous for being able to go out. >> that's the sad parts. this is going to scare people. it is a serious story....
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played a country music quiz with dana. >> eric: congratulations. thank you. >> andrea: the work is very, very hard. >> eric: my turn? >> greg: yes, eric. >> eric: full screen breathe. one more time. there is still. open hour white house. hashtag it and trend it. trending on and off all day. if you want to twitter. @presssec. that is jay carney's twitter account. let him know it's time to enthe white house. >> bob: if you want to loan hashtag, whatever that means, to eric. >> eric: check "cashing in" saturday at 11:30 and 4:30 every week. >> dana:ly tweet you a picture of jasper. my other job. >> greg: "red eye," a new "red eye" tomorrow at 11:00 p.m. eastern coast time. 8:00 pacific. tucker carlson and it should be a fun, fun show. it's a new show. >> bob: this self-promotion by you guys is unbelievable. >> greg: i'm promoting a fox news show. >> bob: don't promote your book yet. when is the new book due out? >> greg: end of the year. >> bob: okay. that means we'll start promoting it june? >> greg: two weeks. >>> welcome to" red eye." now to andy l
played a country music quiz with dana. >> eric: congratulations. thank you. >> andrea: the work is very, very hard. >> eric: my turn? >> greg: yes, eric. >> eric: full screen breathe. one more time. there is still. open hour white house. hashtag it and trend it. trending on and off all day. if you want to twitter. @presssec. that is jay carney's twitter account. let him know it's time to enthe white house. >> bob: if you want to loan hashtag, whatever that...